I was laughing with my homegirl the other day about the nonsense lines that men use in order to get a woman to drop trou’. I was a late bloomer, I started being active when I was around 21 or 22 years old., so I was a lil naive.
“Can I give you a massage?”
Most of the men I’ve dealt with have given me this line at some point. Initially, I thought it was because they recognized that I had a hard day or I was stressed and wanted to make me feel better. After a couple of massage sessions turned to kisses on the neck, back arching, and “where’s my shirt?” sessions, I realized that this must be a book of bullshat that all men have read.
Do you guys consistently use this line because it works, or because you can’t think of anything more original?
Men, if I want to give you my goods, you don’t have to convince me of it.
I’ve also been annoyed out of the poon a few times.- Aint nothing worse than a man begging for it.
Other lines that have gotten me is:
1. “I just want to see how wet it gets.”
2. “Let me just put the head in.”
Men, what lame lines have you used over the years? Don’t be shy- we’re all amigos here. Ladies, what are some of the corny ways a man has gotten you?”