*Disclaimer – There will be some sexually explicit language and freaky situations discussed in this post.*
Are you a real freak?
Baby, tell me (baby tell me)
Tell me what’s it gonna be
Is it gonna be on the floor by the sofa?
Or on the door then back on the floor like we did before?
Baby straddle me by the TV
A Real Freak?
– A Real Freak. Dru Hill…Enter the Dru (1998)
Just as there are levels of crazy, there are levels of freaky. I’ve come to this point in being told the true meaning behind the song “Cookies and Some Apple Juuuuuice” by Camron (HARLEM WHAT UP!!) So, allegedly the cookies are the vagina and the apple juice is urine. In one of the openings of a verse a woman boldly proclaims, “eat my cookies, drink my apple juice”. I don’t know how freaky someone else would gage me to be but uh, this is borderline! I’m not pissing in any man’s mouth on purpose…even if he asked. That’s beyond freaky to me…that’s just nasty, ewww. Anything to do with bodily secreations (unless it’s sweat) is nasty. People want you to poop on them…found this is on a Biggie track…he goes: “and so I sh!t’s on a b!tch”…funny in hindsite…but there are people that are actually into this. I’ve heard about something with gerbil’s and anuses. *shivers* Golden showers (peeing on a woman….see Kells) and teabagging (which I’m still not exactly sure what this is)…where does it stop?
What happened to the plain ol’ freakiness? Rember when anal sex was freaky? A dude wants you to get him off with your feet…and you do it….are u now a freak? Is a freaky person someone who is willing to do anything and everything to satisfy their partner in terms of what that partner wants? You bring your woman home after bible camp and she starts devouring your sausage. Is it a person who does the unexpected?
I’m not going to ask you to post your freaky encounters…unless you gon’ do it 🙂
Karrine Steffans – Freaky for sucking too many wangs?
Kim Kardashian – Freaky for making a sex vid?
Rick James – Super Freak?!?!