I get to work at 9 am. Meeting at 9:45 to 12pm. WTF are we discussing for two hours and fifteen minutes!!?? However, that torture meeting birthed this blog topic. The Deputy Commissioner, (The Big Dog, the HCIC, the Big Kahuna, Big Aristotle) mentioned the axis of evil. She defined it as a collection of forces, tangible or intangible, human or non human, that when brought together cause little to no good. (Like the opposite of the planeteers). When I heard of this term I immediately thought of WWII but since I wasnt there I started to think of axis of evil that I have encountered in my life.
I was sitting with the S.O. as she perused facebook. After our normal facebook stalking viewing, which includes tagged photos and wall to wall, she decided to sign off of facebook. This confused me because we hadnt even gotten to look at other ppl’s wall to wall which is my favorite part (insert sarcastic voice that captures how much I hate this stalkerish part of women). She then proceeded to type in an email address and password that I had never seen her use before. I initially thought that she had a secret facebook account that she was hiding from me, and heck she knows about my two accounts. I was relieved of this fear when the password/email combo didnt work. She shrieked, “This b!tch done changed her password”. I’m still confused as to why she was trying to use this person’s account but before I could ask, she was calling the chick to get her password. Chick doesnt answer, so the SO leaves a message, which included no pleasantries what so ever, and asks for the password. It is now when I ask “Why do you NEED her password? Who is she? Why would she give it to you?”
This is what I got in response: This chick is a friend associate. (They didnt even chill like that). A group of girls, around ten in total, had exchanged passwords. They did this for the sole purpose of advancing their stalker agendas and to enhance their ability to keep track of their competition. She said that the group was handpicked because each member brought a specific set of skills their individual friend networks. The system was based on reciprocity and changing of passwords without informing the other members of the group was grounds for expulsions.
I just dont see what good this can bring. If this isnt a collection of ten jawns brought together for the sole purpose of causing havoc to the dating world. I’ve heard of other diabolical female conglomerates, so I think this is pretty widespread throughout the womandom. What do you say of this phenomenon? Am I wrong in calling this group and groups like this an axis of evil? Do they cause any good? Do you know of one? Are you in one? Do us fellas have these? I just wanna know